1. Milking madness competition consist of :30 seconds speed milking rounds.
2. Contestants are timed and attempt to fill their milking pail with as much liquid as possible.
3. At the conclusion of the speed round, contestants measure the amount of liquid they've obtained from Bessie in the measuring pail to determine a winner.
Two contestants can participate against each other in head to head milking competition or multiple cows are available for group competition.